As December settles in, we mourn the loss of countless studio mustaches. The bold, the beautiful, and the barely there—all lost to the shower drains of time.
Yes, Movember is at an end, and as humankind breathes a collective sigh of relief, it’s time to look back upon what we achieved.
Over the course of 2,592,000 beard-seconds last month, our 20-person team raised $8,466 for Men’s health. Duane Webb led the pack with $1,400, as his mustache could not be denied. In second was Rob deMontarnal, aka “Tombstone,” aka the “Widowmaker,” aka “did you see that guy’s mustache?” Rob raised $1,050.
Click here to see the entire team of whisker farmers in their glory.
Our total raised ranks us fourth overall among the EA studios, which raised a combined total of $87,000.
But at what cost?
No longer shall soup softly drip from brambly lips, nor flavor saved on whiskers wet. Our faces are cold and barren.
Goodnight, sweet prince.