Are you a fan of music supergroup Queen? Have you always wondered what it would be like if the heroes of Ferelden took notice of these brilliant artists? Lucky day – we’ve got something right up your alley!
Tumblr user OneLastAuthor must have had the same curiosity, because this generous blogger put together a Dragon Age-themed song, set to the tune of Queen’s classic Bohemian Rhapsody. Take a look at the full song lyrics for Ferelden Rhapsody at onelastauthor.tumblr.com.
Ferelden Rhapsody
All:
Is this the real life?
Is this just dark fantasy?
Caught in a Blight,
No escape from the Wardens
Open your eyes,
Look up to the skies and see
(Mahariel, Surana and Tabris in unison)
I’m just a poor elf, I get lots of sympathy,
Because I’m easily oppressed, easily sold,
Little elves, little dwarves,
Anywhere that dragon goes doesn’t really matter to
Me, to me
Aeducan:
Papa,
I just killed my brother,
Put an axe against his head, chopped it off
Now he’s dead
Amell:
Jowan! Life had just begun,
But now I’ve gone and thrown it all away
Jowaaaaan oooh,
Didn’t mean to make you cry,
Mahariel:
If I’m not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters
Too late, the Taint has come,
Sends shivers down my spine, body’s aching all
The time
Surana:
Goodbye, ev’ryody, I’ve got to go,
Got to leave the Circle behind and face the world
Amell:
Jowaaaaan oooh,
Jowan:
I don’t want to die,
I sometime wish I’d never been born at all
(Leliana lute solo)
All:
I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Alistair! Alistair! Will you dance the
Remigold?!
Morrigan:
Friendship and romance, very, very frightening
Me!
All:
Ignacio, Ignacio
Ignacio, Ignacio
Ignacio, Nuncio; magnifico
Brosca:
I’m just a poor dwarf, nobody loves me
All:
He’s just a poor dwarf, from a casteless family,
Brosca:
Spare me my life from this monstrosity!
Howe:
Easy come, easy go, will you let live?
Cousland:
Bastard! No, I will not let you live
(let him die!) Bastard! I will not let you live
(let him die!) Bastard! I will not let you live
(Let me live) Will not let you live
(Let me live)(Never) Never let you live
(Let me live) Never let you live (Let me live) Ah
Sten:
No
Zevran:
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia, let me go
The writer has put me next to, next to;
Isolde:
TEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHAN!
Cousland:
Howe! You think you can attack me and kill my
Family?!?!
Tabris:
So you think you take my cousin and sell my father to
Slavery?!?!
Mahariel:
Oh, Tamlen, don’t touch that mirror, Tamlen,
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta
There!
(Leliana lute solo)
Flemeth:
Nothing really matters, Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters, but me;
All:
Anywhere that dragon goes…
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