Gaming Makes You Crazy

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Part 1 of 1, by Jay Watamaniuk

The holidays are upon us and I usually get very reflective on how I have spent my year. I’m a gamer and I am very fortunate that so much of my free time and work time centers around gaming. I have played several tabletop games, several live games and many, many video games this past year. Participating in a story takes many forms when it comes to gaming, and in defiance of what is considered ‘normal’ in society, I have found myself in some pretty bizarre situations – all to tell damn fine story.

20 Things I Have Done in the Name of Gaming

1. Bought the occasional holiday gift according to what a friend’s character would like

2. Kept playing D&D when the power went out one evening and we had only one reliable flashlight

3. Refused to listen to a certain song for years because it reminded me of a particularly sad game

4. Drove 697.2 km (433.2 miles) to play a game for one evening

5. Got mad at someone in real life for something they did in character to another character

6. Bought dice instead of food

7. After two years of living in Japan, I discovered a gaming store in my city and promptly spent a week’s pay

8. Made an entire SCA-certified Roman suit of armor out of black puck board and leather…which I wore when promoting Dragon Age at GenCon and PAX.

9. Watched Boondock Saints over and over until I could speak in a passable Irish accent. I did something similar for a Cuban, Russian and Scottish accent to varying degrees of success

10. Rehearsed a speech for a tabletop game of a villain with a particular piece of music so that his dramatic conclusion had a suitable dramatic accompaniment

11. Made movies posters for particularly excellent games I played using Photoshop

12. Met my stunning girlfriend while crouching on the floor dressed in a black hood and filthy rags for a medieval game

13. While bored in Thailand I created from scratch an entire monopoly board complete with houses, hotels, money, player pieces, Chance and Community Chest and property cards

14. Camped in a small tent in the rain for a weekend to play a game. Camped at the same place, in the same small tent, the next year and it snowed

15. Played a chain smoker as a real-life die-hard non-smoker. I don’t recommended it

16. Hid in the woods dressed as a tree monster complete with a bark mask, in the dead of winter when it was -25 Celsius (-13 Fahrenheit) at 1:30am

17. Painstakingly created a detailed blueprint of my friend’s three story house in the woods

18. Played in the same D&D campaign for 13 years

19. Wore a multicolored, ruffled sleeve mambo shirt and through the magic of technology had salsa music playing out of my pants

20. Got a job working at a company that makes video games

All true, and reams more not listed. All of us who have spent many hours playing games of all kinds have a vast list of gaming-related behavior that seem upon reflection like madness. I would not have it any other way. In fact I recently found myself in yet another bizarro situation. I wouldn’t change that for the world.

I hope you spend your holidays being part of a damn fine story.

Jay Watamaniuk has lived in such faraway and make-believe places like Thailand, Greece and Japan but has always returned back to Edmonton, Canada to put down some roots and to avoid the fricken’ huge insects that lived in those places. He has been BioWare’s Community Manager for over 7 years and has never once- not once- dressed up like a pirate at work. Shameful.

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